Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people

Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!

by gotcha btch December 28, 2015

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

Protective hot

Someone who does not have a hot face but has a hot ass body

Damn Tina don't you think max is hot?!

Na b he protective hot af tho!

by drizzyabel March 22, 2016

Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag April 18, 2016

Protomartyr

The first martyr for a cause.

Also St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr

I feel like such a protomartyr since I'm so cooler than all my friends and I'm the first one to get cancer.

by Retrovertigo666 September 6, 2016

Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.

I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)

by Woah buddy. July 5, 2016

protestant

The word Protestant originated at the 1529 Diet of Speyer, when the Lutheran Princes issued a "PROTESTATIO" i.e. a 'declaration' of their principles. They became the people of the declaration.

The word Protestant has had a number of interpretations over time, as the reformation itself evolved.

For instance some now would not class Luther as Protestant because he never denied the mass.

Esssentially the RC Church preaches that salvation is only for those who adhere totally to their teachings and doctrines, they interpret the Bible and RC's have to accept their word.

The Protestant Reformation taught that everybody has the right to read and interpret the Bible for themselves. When people began to study Scripture they saw that doctrines such as The Papacy, The Sacerdotal Priesthood, Transubstantiation, The Mass, The Immaculate Conception, Indulgences, Confessions, Holy Water, Rosary Beads, etc., etc., were all totally irrelevant to the simple Scriptural principle of Justification by Faith.

As a Protestant I reject the unscriptural doctrines and practices of the Church of Rome.

by soundprod June 16, 2016