Poo-Lard

Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard

Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.

by OGlover21 November 23, 2019

Sensual Poo

When you're on the toilet, unleashing unspeakable evil like an upside down volcano and the smell gets so bad you have to light a few of your girlfriend's scented candles just to stop yourself passing out from the fumes.

I had an hour long sensual poo yesterday after that dodgy kebab.

by Pretentious Kunt July 12, 2018

Poo Victim

1)An El Paso Texas based punk band.

2)One who falls prey to any number of fecal culprits or fecal crimes. This broad definition even encompasses mental illnesses like fecalphila, and fecalphobia for the fecally impaired.

Card Board Cut Out 1- "That guy thinks he is a real toilet savant, but he is just another poo victim."

by Toilet Savant November 24, 2009

poo hah

Butt hole

I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.

by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017

Poo Guy

A loving friend that is always in a pooy mood. A Poo Guy will always complain when he wants too and usually never gets what he wants.

Jack was being such a Poo Guy yesterday

by GaryMiller December 23, 2018

peepity poo

A poo that is very liquidy, like pee. Basically like peeing out of your bum hole.

I must have had too much beer last night because I woke up and took a nasty peepity poo.

by fuckthepopo3241242 December 23, 2010

Kung Poo

A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.

As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”

by Retardhandler69 October 18, 2020