PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.

Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"

by phobos282 October 8, 2010

Mists of Pandaria

A shitty excuse for an expansion by Blizzard. Blizzard fanboys who are simply blinded by anything that Blizzard makes is good, will follow up with excuses such as "they were in the original Warcraft lore." The Pandaren Brewmaster hero was a april fools joke but was kept anyway so therefor Blizzard felt that it'd be appropriate to make their next expansion even shittier then Cataclysm and best of all, centered around pandas. Like they say, WoW died with the Lich King.

John: What the fuck? An expansion centered around pandas? This has to be a joke.. How the hell did Metzen manage to rip pandas out of his smelly ass and turn it into an entire expansion..

Jeffrey: Pandas have been in the Warcraft lore since Warcraft 3.

John: Shut it Blizzard fanboy. You'd buy anything from Blizzard, even if it's a pile of shit plastered inside a game box. Hell, for all you know, they could just put a sign that says Mists of Pandaria on a pile of bovine shit and you'd still buy it.

Kathy: Are you 2 virgins arguing about a computer game? How about you go outside, make some friends, and get yourselves a social life. Friggin lames.

John: Hey tramp, guess what? How about you go suck off a swagfag's cock till it gets stuck in between that big ass gap between your front teeth, then come back and talk to me. If you knew how much shit this next expansion for WoW is going to be, you'd know why someone like me would be frustrated.

Metzen: So who wants Pandas?

by BovineScat September 12, 2012

pandaberry

A dingleberry specifically on a Chinese person's posterior. Also, a pandaberry can exist on a non-Chinese posterior if it is the result of recently eating Chinese food.

Dude, Peking Garden left me with a pandaberry all day while I was at work.

by Leiflet May 31, 2007

padar

Strong and handsome.

Tom Cruise is such a Padar.

by Mr Bray December 1, 2004

Padawan

A nickname used, often associated with comebacks, on someone trying to be as good as you are.

Taylor: Wow you're missing a lot of things today aren't you?

Dino: Not really, it's just a struggle having a permanently absent mind.

Taylor: And a permanently absent penis?

Dino: Ha ha wow your really on a roll today.

Taylor: If i was sitting on you, then I'd be on many rolls.

Dino: Likewise.

Taylor: Very good, young padawan, but you still have much to learn.

by Adele101 August 25, 2011

Pandamania

When there is a chaotic commotion involving pandas.

Commonly confused with "Pandemonium"

Pandamania broke out at the zoo yesterday.

by Advancement Office January 28, 2011

pandapee

Pandapee is the universal nymph of love, beauty and prosperity. She was known in the Orient as the sacred holder of divine romance and the protector of true love. To the perfection of her figure and the purity of her features she added an innocent grace. On her sweet face she always wore a smile and flatteringly stuck out her tongue. Her alluring eyes graced every surface and captured every attention. Her insatiable power had all of man falling to her demands. It is impossible to not fall for the goddess pandapee.

Pandapee is the protector of love and romance. Once in Hong Kong, a peasant farmer rescued a beautiful noblity daughter from a treacherous snake. The princess was so grateful for the farmer's attentative actions. Long and behold they quickly fell into love with unyielding affection. Unfortunately the king of the dynasty would not have his daughter be conjugal to a peasant farmer and threaten to exile him he courted his daughter. Pandapee, the nympho of romance, love and all beauty was distraught by this. She immediately made her presence known and allowed the farmer and the princess to be in matrimony. Till the end of their days, their love has been protected by Pandapee.

by dly July 15, 2008