A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.
As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”
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Get the poo-whacker mug.Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.
Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.
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Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!
The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
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Get the booty-poo mug.After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
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