Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.

Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."

by Centaur23 December 8, 2011

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

Deja Poo

The feeling you have heard this bullshit before.

So Jake was telling a story when I had a deja poo&walked away immediately.

by gogokitty760 July 26, 2020

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.

I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?

by geezerdk January 2, 2012

School poo

Taking a phat dump in the disgusting school toilets

Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo

Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly

by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019

poo-staber

a general reference towards a homesexual male.

Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.

by redsox2007 November 16, 2007