shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

penis jenga

A Jenga game in which men use their erect penises to push the wooden blocks out of the tower.

Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small

by BALARGHALARGHA April 28, 2016

penis hunting

The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.

Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.

by Myrmidon345 May 15, 2016

my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011

Penis Drawer

Somebody who has a strange obsession with drawing penises.

Amber Fucking Snyder is a penis drawer.

by Desi And Ashley January 4, 2009

nigga penis

A word you can use in any situation for comic relief.

“How are the kids doing, Warren?”
“Nigga Penis!”

by BrandyLove May 4, 2019

penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

by Heptune May 14, 2005