having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.

i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up

by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017

gec on the brain

the state of being addicted to 100 gecs and their overall existence

"Why do you keep blasting 100 Gecs on repeat? Change the damn song already."
"Sorry man, I got a gec on the brain"

by cringealexmain October 19, 2020

crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid

making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity

by kaheehee October 5, 2020

batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 20, 2022

pop brain

when you're going to blow your brains out from all the assignments due

me: bro i swear i'm gonna pop brain
friend: oof how many you got?
me: 17

by wither_angel February 8, 2021

Brain Wash

A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.

I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY

by Rionox February 27, 2023