An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.
Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"
Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"
Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"
by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016
Get the Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!mug. 
person 1: 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!
person 2: shut the fuck up
person 2: shut the fuck up
by hnnmnhmnmnmbnggfbvcdsffbhjnmmn May 2, 2023
Get the 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicksmug. Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 7, 2023
Get the Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷mug. 
When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
Get the New Shoe Syndromemug.