by Whatsanpseudonym June 13, 2019
Get the Old Town Roading mug.Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Plucking the old Banjo mug.A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
by Marskelletor December 21, 2013
Get the Ponce of the Old Bailey mug.To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
by Brois May 16, 2014
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The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
by Arbitrary December 29, 2013
Get the old man beer mug.Someone who is approximately 27 years, 0 days, 0 hours, and 0.0000000000000000000000000000000 seconds old.
He is a 27 year old male who lives in a white van and gives out weird looking candy to kids that went missing years ago.
by TheDinosaurKing777 June 11, 2020
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