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clean boiz

Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.
"I'm not a metrosexual, what do you think I suck dick on the weekends - we clean boiz."
by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017
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McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
by boggler June 29, 2019
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Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021
mugGet the Traveler's Cleanmug.

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required
Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam
by Clean log November 17, 2017
mugGet the Clean logmug.

Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.
Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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