March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

by yourpseudonym999999999 February 13, 2021

March 27th

"Spackle And Strap" day
Spackle and strap is getting sumthin white and sticky to strap on later

Its march 27th and We were building a tool and had to Spackle and strap before we moved on

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022

March 2

If someone was born on March 2nd, that person is probably the one with the best taste.
This person has style and class and attracts everyone’s attention.
But be careful, this person may look calm and serene, but this one will kill you slowly and painfully.
This person is probably a manager, lawyer, journalist, markler, actor, police officer, or a teacher.

Stars born on March 2nd:

Daniel Craig
Chris Martin
Bon Jovi
Rebel Wilson

Bryce Dallas Howard

by LovUe December 11, 2021

March 3

Match with your crush day, or your boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey we should match it’s march 3.

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

28 march

National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.

"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.

by A Unknown Soul November 19, 2020

March 22nd

A beautiful person was born on this day and when she was born she started her life and hit rough patches till she met someone amazing she loved him so much and no matter what she always has they had rough patches but she still cared for him and needed him and she knew he felt the same

Him: Hey happy March 22nd
Her: You mean my birthday, right?

Him: March 22nd day is the day my girl was born and I want the whole world to know how special March 22nd is to me

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

March 27

chloe’s birthday! give her a hug, some alcohol and maybe even some flowers (she likes pink flowers)

march 27. fuck bitches get money.

by shawtybae♈️🙈💍 March 4, 2021