The 3rd law

The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.

He broke the 3rd law... That's grounds for castration.

by Supreme Judge February 25, 2011

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Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

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Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 31, 2011

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Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

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