Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Johnny McPoopenheimer

God's true child

"HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHNNY MCPOOPENHEIMER, RUN!!"

by spadethecool March 4, 2022

Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.

by jay gee November 27, 2020

Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off

Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.

by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022

Johnny

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.

Boy: do you know a Johnny?

Girl: oh yeah! He’s so cool!

by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019