Johnny

Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.

Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!

by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023

Johnny

A "Johnny” is described as a person who is technologically advanced (specifically in databases) and takes on everyone’s problems and finds solutions.

"We have a Johnny on our team"

by Jaw-Knee A March 16, 2022

johnny

slang for a condom

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

Johnny

Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run

Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

Johnny

Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.

Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there

Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor

by A’bryte March 26, 2023

johnny

the most perfect person in the world

wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky

by ra1gen November 25, 2021

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023