Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.

OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Jerk a dog

To get money

“I’m bouta go jerk a dog”

by Swn7 March 11, 2023

Jerk

Your a asshole

Jerk

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

Berkeley circle jerk

Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.

Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."

by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game

Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021