January 12th

Only people with the smallest pp are born on this day

Man I bet he was born on January 12th

January 12th by JAYcruz October 15, 2019

January 21 

People born on this day are LIRES no cap. They will lie and gossip until no one loves them no more

Dude no. 1: Hey dude, my gf is born on the January 21.

Dude no. 2: run dude, she is going to lie to you, get out fast

January 21 by Bubblesbae November 4, 2019

January 3rd 

These are the kids who are like chavs, they go out of their way to seem like the hardest person and brag about everything, they think it’s cool to smoke and are roadmen/ roadwomen

January 3rd? What a puff

January 3rd by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019

January 18 

Bitch

Tanya

Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.

My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.

January 18 by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019

January 6 

A common whataboutism that the left uses when they lose an argument

Conservative: Gas prices went up when biden got into office
Liberal: BuT YoU dId JaNUArY 6
Conservative: Not as violent as your daily BLM riots that had countless murders

January 6 by dankm3m3rzz July 8, 2022

January 31st 

the most dumb ass hoes are born. always getting into irrelevant fights that don’t even matter, thinks their so rich, assumes their everyone’s friends and extremely fake

nobody:
people born on January 31st: *tries so hard to act cool that it’s funny*

January 31st by frankwalker November 20, 2019

January 28 

Someone who’s hairy and smells like fish

She’s born in January 28th she must smell like fish

January 28 by alissarat October 28, 2019