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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?
by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018
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me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.
by Chefspam May 31, 2018
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jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.
by ulmus May 16, 2018
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Jerk

jerk: /jərk/ adjective: Someone who intentionally stops taking to Kari just to see how she will react and or how long they can keep it up just cause.
Miguel claimed that Kari was a jerk but as stated in the definition that is not possible for Kari to do.
by Californiapoppyeyes April 10, 2018
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Jerk

Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell
Tyler Coplen is a Jerk to Jess Bozell
by Ilike2eatpussy May 21, 2018
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Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and you cum on a cute girl or guy in public
"Hey I got arrested doing a public jerk to my teacher"
by Person54 May 23, 2018
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