james 

is an autistic fat monkey who cry and tantrum then laugh like a fucking joker wannabe and doesnt have any bitches but flirt with all the girls he think he the main character but he looks like a decapitated egg hes a fucking nigga chingchong

"james is a fugly shit"

james by iheartmattgraygrub November 20, 2023

James 

an ugly fat ass with autistic duck and whos so fucking loud and turn into a fucking joker when crying like bitch what the fuck and he likes to flirt with all girls he thinks hes the main character and hes a fucking nigga that eat bird poop and piss into his own vagina

"james is a bitch"

James by iheartmattgraygrub November 20, 2023

James 

A very smart boy who's willing to help you whenever you don't get lesson, even though he kinda sucks at explaining. He has a golden retriever energy, as he never fails make you smile whenever you're feeling down. Sometimes he'd act dumb just to make you smile. His sweet, sweet lips, the taste of it and his sweet words of affirmation is just the sweetest thing you'll ever taste. His voice,i love it as well.

He's very respectable and kind to everyone, that's what makes him very, very charming. He'd also have these random outbursts of energy which make him so cute and weird (in a good way). He's always willing to wait for you no matter how long it takes for you to tidy your things. He's very patient. In his arms you'd always feel secure, He gives the biggest and warmest hugs you'll ever get. He has the warmest, and softest heart you'll ever meet.

I love James so much. He has a heart of a sweetheart, he never fails to make me smile.

James by secretretsel November 21, 2023

James 

noun

A person who loses oven mitts. Possibly bad at Fortnite. Performs poorly in competitions and games. Gets no play. Thought his Hispanic ethnicity gave him the right to use the n-word. Keeps illegal decorations such as roadsigns in his living quarters. Has a fetish for glowing triangles and spends money on shit he doesn't need because it's on sale.

Oh god, it's a James. Slay.

James by official_descartes November 25, 2023

James 

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.

" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"

James by jimmehjam December 2, 2023

james 

The plural form of jame.

Customer: Hi, how much is a jame?
Shopkeeper: £10, but there is a buy one get one free option.
Customer: Well in that case, I'd like to purchase two james.

james by The Lemon ẞæliøvhüque December 4, 2023

James 

A collective of 3 or more Jims acting as one.

Check out Jim, Jimmy, and Jym over there. They really make up a great James.

James by Flenderbeak December 6, 2023