Russian Log Flume

when havin anal sex you pull out pour some Vodka or Sminof on your fireman. Then get her to suck it off then resume anal sex.

John: "Hey man, wanna take shots.? You got plenty of Vodka"

Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".

by 13222465 January 19, 2011

Russian Stove Light

When you let the end of the weed blunt act as an incesnse to keep your hot box going.

You wanan just let this russian stove light, i dont feel like rippin it anymore

by mathiasjb March 31, 2011

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by UpLift September 1, 2016

russian pipe cleaner

The act of soaking a tampon in vodka, and inserting it into ones anus.

Matt got fucked up doing a russian pipe cleaner this weekend

by Drewbydew January 24, 2016

Rectal Russian Roulette

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.

Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!

by deepspace10 June 30, 2019

Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

russian space station

A Russian Space Station is the act of 4 or more men simultaneously docking and walking in a circle, creating the effect of a space station

Thats the last time Tony and i agree to a Russian Space Station, we still aren't talking.

by muhahapuh June 5, 2017