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Intelligence signaling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Ties in well with virtue signaling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signaling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signaling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 14, 2020
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Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE
Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE
by Phibun July 25, 2020
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Intellectual ballache

Inability to express yourself for fear of drowning the recipient.

The sufferer has too much to say and fear that he or she will not be understood and that the recipient will feel overwhelmed.
I was on a date with a really cute, but not too clever, guy yesterday. I suffered from intellectual ballache throughout the date. He is not used to dating academics.
by Alexia de la Mozzarella November 27, 2020
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Intellectual Donation

Sharing with others the thoughts, ideas, wisdom for the welfare of an individual, entity or society
British Lingua, an institute of communication skills has taken the initiative seeking intellectual donation for the cause of the deprived section of society.
by birbaljha November 27, 2020
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Intellectual Donation

Sharing with others the thoughts, ideas, wisdom for the welfare of an individual, entity or society
British Lingua, an institute of communication skills has taken the initiative seeking intellectual donation for the cause of the deprived section of society.
by birbaljha November 27, 2020
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Integration by Parts

Arguably one of the more challenging concepts to learn in integral calculus, integration by parts is the process by which you find the integral of 2 expressions multiplied together. The most common formula for doing this is "udv = uv -integral(vdu)," but an easier way to view it is "uv = (u * integral(v)) - (integral(u' - integral(v))"
Integration by parts is a very tricky concept to learn at first, but with some time and practice can become easier to do and often amusing for calculus students.
by University of Markov December 30, 2020
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International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
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