i-phoney

anyone who owns an I-phone and never uses any of the features, except for the phone.

Dude, Jack is such an i-phoney, he only knows how to answer that thing!

by uncle weaver December 16, 2007

i can

I want you in my life

There is no way i can let you go

by Krkič July 7, 2020

I Nutted

When you fuck up something

I nutted when I miss the basketball

by Realtalkbytimbrown November 23, 2021

c i

a slang term meaning ciggarrette used in street sub-vernacular native to the placer county area; more specifically, lincoln and roseville, CA

common pronounciations:
1.see-i
2.see-i-eeeee

1.bitch, you owe me a pack of c i's for running a train on ma hoe.

2.I bet you two c i's bitch let me supaman dat ass.

by spennyG December 11, 2007

I never

A faggot that requires intellectual treatment otherwise you will have a living hell.

Other meaning is that when someone did not do something but does not have the intelligence to speak of more grammatical sentences.

When Dilbert saw Layne with a pitch white condom in his ass, Layne said, "I Never!"

by Mike Hockertz November 8, 2018

i m

Short for "immature." To be used when you don't want to say the word "immature" because saying the word itself when refering to someone is in itself immature.

Am I going out with that girl from the bar again tonight? Hell no son, she was way i m. Only like 21 or some shit.

by Chris B dot April 20, 2007

i think i hauve covid

what you say when you get really turned on

her imperious condescession: you're such a good girl.
me: i think i hauve covid

by Diyamund_ August 6, 2023