by kangaroo4life November 03, 2021
Oh, relationship advice! I might be able to help. I’m not a professional, but here’s some stuff.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.
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Dude on urban dictionary:hmm…I’ll search it up!
Dude on urban dictionary:oh! Cool! How to tell your crush you like them is here! I hope this advice works…
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 31, 2023
This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
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