let's have a shit

to say to have a good time with your homies

Brad: dude... what should we do today?
Paul: let's have a shit bro

by rinnalives February 5, 2019

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

On December 3rd you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes

Hey Jess will you go out with me
Ew no

You have to it’s December 3rd
Haha it’s ask your crush out and they have to say yes day

by HATEROFNAs December 2, 2020

you have farted in a bottle

it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.

avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farted in a bottle.

by s_81 April 2, 2009

I have 10 children in my basement

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.

Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7

by Epic Poggers gamer December 31, 2020

This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

by TeamSteve December 21, 2016