A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.
by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012
Get the Happy Bottle mug.When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
Get the happy hypocrit mug.When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.
by FLthongboy December 19, 2011
Get the happy release mug.by manda and lia November 14, 2006
Get the happy juice mug.As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"
by mindstall June 22, 2011
Get the Happy Meal mug.A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):
1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal
--Originator: NataShy
1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal
--Originator: NataShy
Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.
The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.
I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.
I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
by NataShy June 1, 2011
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