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Goose

a snake chicken

highly dangerous, approach at your own risk
A goose almost made my dad have to amputate his leg
by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
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dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)
He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.
by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021
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Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.
Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.
by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021
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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
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Goose down soup

A chicken-based soup from Mexican restaurants that feels like a warm down jacket when you eat it. It’s hot and delicious, with vegetables, seasoning and home made chicken, something abuela would make and comfort you in the wintertime. The phrase arose in areas of Queens, NY, like Jackson Heights and Sunnyside, where Mexican culture has blended with American culture.
I had some goose down soup at El Gallo Negro and it was delicious!
by DLC1947 December 29, 2024
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Silly Goose

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"
by Guysom January 20, 2023
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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