My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."

We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.

by funnysexthings July 24, 2023

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

a father to black berries

i fuck black chicks i could've been a father to black berries.

bro doesn't know where a father to black berries is cause he hasn't been born yet. niggaaaaaaaaaa

by eaturarmimeanspit September 15, 2023

Your Father

gone.

Your father was never here

by SentoBox October 29, 2023

your father

its gone.

"Yo jim, your father!"
"My fathers gone."

by mydadleftformilk December 31, 2023