jack fruit

When, after hitting it from behind, a man gets either chafed testicles or STDs that either swell or cause redness of the testicles.

Damn, that girl I fucked last night had so many piercings she gave me some jack fruit!

by Noic August 29, 2018

fruitflorist

Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.

Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.

by Captain Dipshit October 8, 2003

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.

Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.

by Lucy M December 9, 2007

fruit roll up slut

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

by Kadence W February 22, 2010

Fruitblindness

When attractive secretly gay men date unattractive women due to their inability to distinguish good looking and bad looking girls

"Why is he dating her? He could do so much better!"

"He's obviously gay and can't tell that she's ugly. Classic case of fruitblindness."

by lezlimon October 30, 2012

Fruit Booty

The non binary Trans person.

Look at that freak in a dress and beard. Thats a fruit booty.

by Black Diamand November 29, 2019

freaky fruit

A hybrid combination of 50% gayness and 50% gothic which results in a whole lotta freaked up fruit.

Marilyn Manson

Did you see that guy wearing that black trench coat trimmed in pink taffeta and lace?

Freaky fruit was blowing kisses at me!

by rratchello December 3, 2005