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Blink of an eye

1. Initially used as a figure of speech to express astonishing speed.

2. But it can also be used as a form of sarcasm, in describing the amount of time it may take to complete a task in absolute contradictory or irony.

3. (Actual Speed) about 300-400 milliseconds.
A conversation between husband and wife.

<p><i>Husband: Honey! You forgot my suit at the dry cleaners. Now what am I going to wear?
Wife: I can go pick it up now if you'd like.
Husband: Maybe, but what if you don't make it back in time?
Wife: Don't worry, I'll be back in the blink of an eye.</i>.</p>
by That's A Neck December 4, 2014
mugGet the Blink of an eyemug.

Virgin Eyes

When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.
(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
by TheBluEagle86 November 28, 2017
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Circle Eyes

a response to fatigue, when a person opens their eyes to reveal the whites so they may seem more awake (not to be confused with "wide eyes;" a visible expression of an inside joke between two people; a way of masking inattention. Circle eyes works best when the person is leaning back in their chair.
After a late night, when Teacher Arlene looked over at Andy, he displayed Circle Eyes to appear interested and engaged.
by Ryan and Lindsay Labels October 23, 2008
mugGet the Circle Eyesmug.

eye magnets

can't take my eyes off her eye magnets
by Fatal Puppy June 5, 2009
mugGet the eye magnetsmug.

Gaijin Eye

The long look that Japanese give foreigners(gaijin).

When used by a Japanese male the look usually indicates jealousy and/or displeasure, similar to a stink eye.
When used by a female it usually indicates attraction or a desire to become physically intimate with the recipient, similar to an eye fuck.
1.) This guy saw me drinking ChuHi as I walked to the train station and gave me the gaijin eye.

2.) I started grinding on this Japanese girl at the club and all the Japanese men gave me the gaijin eye.

3.) That girl wants to jump my bones. She gave me a ten second gaijin eye.
by TheManInJapan April 11, 2010
mugGet the Gaijin Eyemug.

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.
That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.
by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004
mugGet the pontoon eyesmug.

heart eyes

person: did you see how louis looked at harry? with the heart eyes?
by i hate this world October 25, 2020
mugGet the heart eyesmug.

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