Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple

Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”

by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022

Evan Doty

What a chad

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!

by bronchisourish April 4, 2022