drunk cow

A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.

Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"

by Sister Mary Elephant August 26, 2006

optimum drunk

1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.

2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.

Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."

by Joe Gat March 31, 2010

drunk yoga

Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.

You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.

A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.

A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.

by Drunk Yoga March 7, 2015

Drunk over

The condition when a person is hung over from a night drinking and STILL a little drunk.

I woke up this morning drunk over from last night's party.

by cenoz June 10, 2009

brokefoot drunk

the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you've broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as If one foot is broken.

Jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn't walk, with out stumbling. We thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.

by kione January 2, 2008

Daddy's drunk

(adj.) A feeling of euphoria and sleepiness commonly felt after eating at Daddy's Main Street.

Sorry, I had to take a little nap; I was Daddy's drunk.

by Hazel16214 March 1, 2010

slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014