Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.

"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"

by USC Godfather August 26, 2018

wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 18, 2017

Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.

I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.

by Alexalilly October 06, 2014

drive by chunder

An act where the driver pulls over onto the pavement so that his passenger does not chunder in the car.

Passenger generally sticks his head out of the window or opens the door before chundering.

The vehicle does not always need to be in motionless.

Barry was so drunk last night. He did a drive by chunder right outside the Jolly.

by spotted hyena September 26, 2008

driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

Drive thru eyes

Glossy and Blood shot eyes, smoking pot all day,having a good buzz looking fucked up

You shouldn’t go in that store you got them “drive thru eyes” go somewhere with a drive thru

Anyone have eye drops I want food but I got drive thru eyes

You can’t go inside of Taco Bell you got drive thru eyes

by Rob Donner December 30, 2023

North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020