douche canoe 

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

douche canoe by cmz II January 14, 2008

douche baggery 

How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.

"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment

douche baggery by Jon Anderson July 25, 2008

Douche-like 

Some one who act similar to or exactly like a douche.

carren was very douche-like last night with all her camping equipment.

Douche-like by Mitch k. October 28, 2007

douche bag 

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

douche bag by Jillian93784 January 14, 2008

Douche-a-holic

One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic

A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!

someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -

"You Douche!"!

then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"

Douche-a-holic by glurb June 4, 2009

Douche Magh 

The Persian variant of douche bag. Can be used to refer specifically to a Persian who is a douche bag, or can be used by a fobby Persian in place of the traditional term

Mahnaz: Tania, wake up for your eye surgery!

Tania: I'M ALREADY AWAKE YOU DOUCHE MAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Douche Magh by mcpain2006 June 7, 2009

douche bag 

A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.

So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.

douche bag by AOII May 2, 2010