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Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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douche broad

The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.

Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.

Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.

Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
My douche broad girlfriend is pissing me off, but she is so damn sexy!
by cityguychicago May 16, 2011
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Sticky Douche

When a man cums inside a woman and lets it sit there and dry. Then before she showers she gets cum in her again flushing out the old dry cum.
Hey you wont believe my girl let me give her a sticky douche this morning.
by RHINO1289 August 22, 2016
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douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.
Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!
by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010
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unused douche

An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.
"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."
by bic1822 August 20, 2013
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Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011
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Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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