I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023

light and dark

A term used to describe crack cocaine and heroin. Light = Crack, Dark = Heroin

''I've been bagging up Light and Dark all day''

by British Slang De-Coder May 30, 2017

go dark

To not be able to be reached by standard means of communication (i.e. phone / email / txt) for a several hour period.

Bro, what happened to you last weekend, I couldn't track you down. Don't go dark on me again.

by sftron January 14, 2008

Rainbow in the Dark

1) No sign of the morning coming
2) No sight of the day
3) Being left on your own

Hector: Yo man, the lightning always done bring me down.
Dio: You're a rainbow in the dark.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Brooklyn Dark

Alternate name for Brooklyn Park, MN. It implies that the population make up of the city is predominantly African American, or is perceived to be predominantly African American.

Q: Where are you heading out to? A: We're going to Brooklyn Dark.

by Sludge669 February 25, 2011

The Dark Side of the Moon

What one says when they're going to get high and listen to the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie?

Guy 2: No I can't man, I'm going to The Dark Side of the Moon.

by Maurice Del Taco February 5, 2010

A dark place

"A dark place" is a mysterious plane of existence only accessed by youtubers filming apology videos. Common symptoms of being in a "dark place" include grooming minors, getting into drama for clout, playing the victim and overall scumfuckery.

A person in a dark place might say the following:
"I didn't want to make this video"
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
"Hold up lemme get my pet in frame for pity points"
"When I was ten my goldfish died It's okay for me to kill people"

"I'm sorry I skinned all remaining Bengal Tigers alive in my latest video. I was in a dark place when I filmed that three days ago."
"If you want to buy the merch I'm wearing the link is in the description below"

by Crackhead Professor January 21, 2022