ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

shit cream cone

It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit.

"What's the 'shit cream cone' you have on the menu," the man asked the clerk. "It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit," replied the clerk.

by Comic Sansler March 4, 2016

Ice Cream Friday

The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.

I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. October 20, 2021

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

sour cream taco

This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.

“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018