ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

Ice Cream Sunday

When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.

"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."

by Lonely Larry March 28, 2015

shit cream cone

It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit.

"What's the 'shit cream cone' you have on the menu," the man asked the clerk. "It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit," replied the clerk.

by Comic Sansler March 4, 2016

milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018

Whorema cream pie

Cheater whore trifling hoe skank cunt

My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.

by Robbin Robinson March 9, 2019

sour cream taco

This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.

“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018