Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Louisianna Corn Dog

The act of giving your partner anal, allowing yourself to go un-bathed for two days, then offering up your ripe member to the same or new partner for oral intercourse.

Guy #1 - I ass-banged this chick on Friday Night, went without a shower until after she gave me a blowjob Sunday afternoon!

Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!

by LCS April 28, 2008

Corn Dog Rolling

Rolling your penis in a girls vaginal juices before thrusting into the anus

Dude last night Loretta was totally into the corn dog rolling it was wild man

by NewarkIsMyCity April 23, 2018

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021

Corn cave commando

1. Someone who likes discovering corn during anal sex.

2. A fag

Arthur loves being a corn cave commando with his Spanish boy toy.

by unscarred77 September 29, 2010

Nebraskan Corn Eating

The act of putting corn on the cob in a females vagina and then eating it while in the vagina

Nebraskan Corn Eating...yummy

by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014