chris philbin

usually known as a complete idiot, but you still somehow have to love the guy.

"Chris Philbin cheated on me last night"
"Philbin? I love that guy"

by lunchbox87 January 29, 2009

chris simpson

Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.

Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi

Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt

Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox

by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013

Chris George

To be a wealthy religious person who acts as if Jesus' teachings were to take from the poor, crush non-believers and disparagingly insult anyone and everyone who thinks otherwise.

Don't be so duplicitous - you're acting like a real Chris George.

by McSnack January 7, 2012

Chris and Jack

Two really Gay best friends that can't live without each other. They love seeing each other's penis's. They suck each other off and will probably get married when they get older.

Chris and Jack were sucking each other's dicks.

by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018

Chris Brown

To beat up your girl friend or wife so badly that jail is imminent. Like Bobbie Brown, James Brown, Kci, Ike Turner, etc.

Better calm down before I do a Chris Brown on your ass.

by keylogger February 21, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating someone senseless.

Person 1: Yo, I think dude gettin mad.
Person 2: He is! He bout to go Chris Brown on his ass!!!

by bgeor002 March 3, 2009

Chris Brown

After Choking a whore and giving her a Dirty Sanchez, take her money, driver's liscence, and shave all her hair. Then drop her off at the nearest gas station.

I gave linsey lohan a Chris Brown after that bitch gave me herpes.

by Dik'n'ass June 22, 2009