politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.

American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"

by Little pink July 10, 2021

Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton

"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding

by Eramerac August 25, 2022

Chinese Flashbang

when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside

Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.

Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .

by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022

chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by anonymous March 5, 2024

Chinese finger trap

When a man puts his finger on the tip of a man with foreskin and rolls the foreskin onto his finger.

“Hey man me and John are gonna do a Chinese finger trap later today.”

by Xananajen April 26, 2022

chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024