Full Candy Corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection.

"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."

by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 15, 2018

Eat a candy bar.

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

by EchopleX June 23, 2009

Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”

girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”

by THETAKO September 28, 2017

candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

by Spektrum January 6, 2015

russian candy cane

when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo

- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.

by romskoloy May 27, 2019

8th Grade Candy

female 8th graders with nice booty that fuck with high schoolers

"You see Caitlin, bro?" "haha yeah bro she defintely 8th grade candy"

by Yaboii7 June 21, 2016

cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.

She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.

by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009