Remotely related to the human race. In reality, penguins that smoke weed to imply their connection to humanity. Very weak minded, as Canadia is not a real place and is in fact a figment of our imagination. It is the giant desolate landmass that penguins have been able to light up with rocks and wood.
Nigga have you seen that Canadian? - Real African
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American
Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American
Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
by Jewish Mewtwo a.k.a. Moses December 16, 2008
Get the Canadian mug.A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.
"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
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the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole
by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011
Get the canadian handwarmer mug.An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
by stanleypants September 26, 2008
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by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010
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When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"
by Harry B Otch November 27, 2010
Get the Canadian Thanksgiving mug.Canadas history has long been decribed as the most fundementally and siturbing sexual act ever conceived by and individual whose name stems from its use of syrup, a moose head mounted on a wall, and a canadian police outfit. The largest man in the group of 8 men and 1 women wears moose head over his own like a mask. his goal is to get the horns into everyone elses rectum before every has had an orgasm and is he fails they all restart. The second man is in charge of the syrup. He boils it and the gently pours it with the use of a funnel into all of the womens orifices coating her in a scalding sticky mess which then three of the other men stick there throbbing memebrs into scalding not only the women but pumping hot syrup out onto the rods of fury. then one man is in a canadian polica outfit and he runs around with his bayonet gently cutting new orifices into the flailing orgy creating new fuckholes for the remainings men to force there penises into. the goal of the act is not only to have sex but also to make sure every gets the horns in there ass before orgasm and to have everyuone covered in boiling maple syrup and to have at least 2 pints of blood spill out from the makeshift fuckholes carved into the side of peoples body by the canadian policemen. Should be filmed.
by TJ the moose lover February 9, 2010
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