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sex box

Another name for the x-box.
Girlfriend: "Hey baby we're hanging out tonight, right?"
Boyfriend: "Um, actually a few of my friends are coming over to play Halo 2."
Girlfriend: "Fine go play your stupid sex box since you love it more than me!"
Boyfriend: "Kay."
by Maroni September 25, 2005
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Heart shaped box

The freakiest video Nivana ever made. Much better when you don't have to see a little girl in a ku klux klan running around and a guy in a santa hat being crucified. Was originally Heart shaped coffin.
Instant trauma, see heart shaped box!
by Tiffin2 May 30, 2006
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X Box Widow

A woman who's husband regularly spends so much time playing X Box instead of leaving the house that she begins to tell her friends her husband has died rather than admitting his pathetic addiction.
Isn't it kind of strange that there was no service for her husband? I think she may be trying to hide something by claiming to be an X Box Widow.
by The Original X Box Widow October 18, 2006
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Locker-box

Being able to stick both your cock and balls into the vagina.
"i locker-boxed" that puck bunny last night
by wyse May 20, 2008
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Knock 'em out the box

A phrase popularized by Slick Rick's song Children's Story
by Da Rapstar April 13, 2010
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jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.
Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?
by andy1 May 27, 2005
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dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.
1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!
by The Producer December 27, 2006
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