Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017

National Ride your boyfriend day

April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.

I'm going to ride you today on national ride your boyfriend day.
Cowgirl style???

by Risawood April 11, 2023

ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend

Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about

by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022

drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.

My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.

by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017

Leo's boyfriend

It's Asher and only Asher even though they're not officially dating but they're fucking bro

"Dude is that Leo's Boyfriend, Asher?"

"I thought they weren't dating"
"Yes the fuck they are"

by paradoxiaaan May 14, 2022

Boyfriends

A terrible WEBTOON that was made by a terrible person. Their name is Refrainbow, and they made nsfw of a minor BTS member, said a racial slur, and said some unhinged shit.

Refrainbow’s relatives: So what do you do for work?

Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning

Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related

Relative 2: You’re a disappointment

by Every kel meme is canon March 6, 2023

Erykah Badu's Boyfriend

Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids

I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple

by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024