anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017

anal serration

Anal serration is the act of having the anus penetrated by the worlds largest dong. Causing it to rip and fall apart.

"Hey mike did you get an anal serration from that black man today"

"My friend lassie died when her owner have her anal serration"

by White sessy May 26, 2014

Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

by Swampyman May 19, 2019

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

anal dreams

Batman getting anal

Hey, want to watch anal dreams?
Sure.

by Cow fucker August 1, 2014

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019