Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
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