Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

jai guru deva om

From the ancient Saskrit language.

It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.

Most popularly:
Jai guru deva OM
nothing's gonna change my world

by nicolear November 5, 2007

jay the rat freak out

When one pulls down his pants and commits lude sexual pleasurement in the presents of others.

Did that guy just have a jay the rat freak out?

by foejack May 6, 2007

yeah jay kfc

When a certain someone says inabit man when he wants a kfc.

Yeah jay kfc. Do the lumbu at font, with ayo and we get some fuga.

by fuga chooswa November 23, 2007

The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

Jay Stream Middle School

A school that tries to be engaging and fun but really drains everyone’s creative spirit and gives all students suicidal thoughts. Best known for racist and ignorant teachers who basically no one likes. Locally, it is referred to as Jay, and its rival school is Stratford Middle School. Basically everyone who attends that school is a snake and will probably backstab you. The mascot is the jayhawks and the main color is blue. How original! (Not really). Overall a pretty garbage school.

Person: What middle school did you go to?
Me: Jay Stream Middle School.
Person: Wow that school sucks.

by Lilpdog May 22, 2018

Jay Wet asf

He’s a hot lightskin with a 20 inch weewee. He also makes amazing beats they make my panties wet. He also is a dirty spook.

“Jay Wet asf beats makes me float everytime.”
“Same man, wanna float rn?”

by Jay Wet Asf August 27, 2021