Thomas the train
by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023
by ugghjhjkftjyv May 11, 2021
by mrpoodog1 May 15, 2021
by yesdaddyomg6969420 August 09, 2023
When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 14, 2022
by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021
A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).
That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.
Jesus that man sure does love bikes.
Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?
I think he likes bikes an awful lot.
I'm gonna find Susan Brown.
Jesus that man sure does love bikes.
Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?
I think he likes bikes an awful lot.
I'm gonna find Susan Brown.
by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022