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World's second best civilian

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I'm the world's SECOND best civilian
by nuthinbutg June 26, 2022
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second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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second great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's grandson.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))
Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!
by mayusca October 3, 2022
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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.
Today is February second! We get to fuck today.
by Joder27 February 2, 2025
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