Skip to main content

Ur yeet is asexual

The Holy lord of insults.
Whoever takes this insult will evaporate immediately.
Person 1: Screw you
Person 2 : KYS
Person 1 : well ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: but ur dad is a hoe
Person 2: ur grandma is retarded
Person 1: well ur grandpa is a trap
Person 2: OH YEAH?
Person 1: YEAH?
Person 2: WELL UR YEET IS ASEXUAL
Person 1 evaporates
by Yeet Meiser March 31, 2018
mugGet the Ur yeet is asexual mug.

Ur uncle bisexual

Strongest insult, gets all the pussy
Jeremy: ur mom gay
Bill: ur dad lesbian
Timmy: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Josh: ur uncle bisexual
*everyone gets mega aids and fucking dies , josh becomes a pimp*
mugGet the Ur uncle bisexual mug.

ur mom gey

"Ur mom gey" is one of the cheapest paybacks in the entire world. You usually use it when you are in the younger age and dosen't find anything relevant to say in a conversation, such as the age of 15.
by Verdoxia December 1, 2019
mugGet the ur mom gey mug.

ur mom gay

does not necessarily mean the person being referred to has a gay mom but is more of a easy insult that usable in any situation and can only be beat by no u or ur dad lesbian
bob: hey look its the retard joe joe: ur mom gay bob everyone: oooooooOooooooooOoooo
by frosted.exe October 5, 2019
mugGet the ur mom gay mug.

Ur friend a penis bend

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*
by Toccena March 20, 2018
mugGet the Ur friend a penis bend mug.

ur aunt eat pant

listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
by Coalbra May 16, 2018
mugGet the ur aunt eat pant mug.

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD
Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body
by Imtheurjokegod February 19, 2019
mugGet the Ur Family Tree LGBT mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email