red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.

I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.

by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009

Red Vaccine

When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.

Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.

by Covido March 19, 2022

red diarrhea

Red diarrhea is yummy and healthy but painful to get.

Person: Yo, dude I just had some red diarrhea.
Dude: Yo that's sick man.
Person: IKR

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Red hook

When a ginger sticks their finger in your ass like a fish hook

I was laying in bed and my girlfriend red hooked my asshole

by O.G ginja ninja January 20, 2019

Red Rages

What a Native American calls his erection.

Tonto decided to jump on it and gave that hoe a couple of his red rages.

by Dudebro7 August 25, 2011

Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 11, 2022