Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

Everything seems funnier after 2 am by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012

Battlefield 2: Special Forces 

Battlefield 2, except with a few different weapons, new skins and silly accents.

Also, more green.

"Here at EA, we strive to make the BF2 Multiplayer even more frustrating in Battlefield 2: Special Forces, by introducing numerous little gizmos dangerous in the hands of every new player. Flashbangs to fuck everyone up, tear gas to make a dumb person cry as their computer's graphics suddenly warp, zip lines to turn everyone into 007, and grappling hooks that would hold the most avid, wanna- be Batman Battlefield 2-er. Also, more terrorists."

Battlefield 2: Special Forces by TheJerkRoscoe July 18, 2007

cruel intentions 2 

a crappy sequel to the first movie, which actaully has bascially the same story line, but with crap actors. most of the script is the same. the actors are painfull to watch. why did they make the same movie again, except 109839858533 x shitter. im scared for watching this.
id dosent even compare to reese and ryan
its shamefull

"hey have you seen cruel intentions 2?"
"yeh. craphouse"
"yeh agreed"

cruel intentions 2 by MANIACAL_AFTERLIFE March 28, 2008

2 fingers 

About two shots (3 oz) of liquor.

"pour me 2 fingers of scotch"

2 fingers by BartenderBob October 26, 2013

2 inches 

When the mans your after has a dick of approximately only 2 inches but your still tryna fuck

Oree likes that 2 inches over there.

2 inches by Secx expert 69 April 11, 2019

2 December 

Depression Day

On December 2nd people from all around the earth mysteriously become depressed

People born on this day are known for being really sad but also really kind

"Dude I feel so depressed today"
"Oh yea it’s 2 December !"

2 December by Raven_Pog March 14, 2021

may 2

may 2 or National cuddle with ur bf/gf day is we’re you have to cuddle w your bf/gf for the rest of the day

principal: what are you two doing cuddling

bf: it’s may 2 national cuddle day you probably can’t do that cause you get no bitches

may 2 by Iloveu jk April 29, 2022